Times are hard for everyone. Even Johnny can't provide for his girlfriend and himself. In fact, today, she's taking him into a Sperm Bank to donate his soldiers. Johnny is willing to do it, mostly after Darcy, the nurse, offers to lend him a strong hand and a little more. The only problem is that in the heat of the moment, Johnny and Darcy forget to put his donation in the cup and she gets it all over her.

Keiran has been caught red-handed. His wife's best friend found him getting head from the maid. Well, Keiran is pretty lucky because the only way Darcy will keep her mouth shut is if he fills it with cock.

Darcy "Two Finger" Tyler is a pitcher for the Turtlesburg Tomahawks and general manager Johnny Sins thinks she's taken her team for granted. Add to that the fact that she's missed practice more than enough times and you've got a player who's looking to be traded. When he gives her this news, however, Darcy does what it takes to keep her spot on the Tomahawks.